The Red Line

Funny things that have happened to me on the Red Line in the past week:

I was on it last week in the middle of the day, with no one on it, and this woman gets on, looks around, and sits on the floor. Which, I might add, is usually a mixture of dirt, spilled coffee and urine.
Me: "Um...do you want a seat?"
Woman: "I have a seat."

On the way home from class Monday night, a crazy lady waving a cigarette who smelled like cough syrup danced her way down the car, stopped in front of my friends and me, sang a Four Non Blondes song, and danced away.

Today, another friend and I were waiting for the Red Line at Howard and a seemingly normal man walked by, stopped, looked at my friend and says, "Damn, girl, you fine as a BIG dog!" and walks away.

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